March 2012
6 posts
This Fuggin Experience Called Buying A New Fuggin...
As you may have fuggin read, this squirrel convinced her Daddy to buy her a new car. I get a new car like every fuggin two years or so, but It’s always an exciting experience. Daddy is coming out next week to test drive cars with me and “negotiate” the price for me. Like, I don’t do negotiating, just tell me a fuggin price. I think negotiating is totes fuggin tacky, but...
ilike2party00 asked: So I have this like.. booty call/sex buddy? We've had drunk sex like 3 times, hung out sober once, and sometimes sober text occasionally. I kind of like him, but I don't know if it's appropriate to let him know that or if he thinks this is strictly a drunken sex relationship. Any advice? Btw fugging love your tumblr and twitter. Stay squirrely.
Umz, Can I See Your Bank Statement
Recently I’ve been told that I’m fuggin shallow because I put such an importance on a guy’s bank account. Yeaz, like I know it seems like I’m some fuggin gold digger betch or something, but that is totes not the case. There are several legit reasons for this. So next time someone tells you that you’re a fuggin gold digger or like whatevsies, just refer to these great...
Why Is This My Fuggin Life?
If you follow me on Twitter (which you totes should @FatSquirrelDG) you should fuggin know I have an annoying little brother that I fuggin can’t stand. Like I know that everyone has an annoying little brother or like whatevsies but my little brother is like fuggin toetsmcgotes the most annoying person on the planet. I like don’t get how he’s like all in college and like...
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Does This Beer Have Fuggin Roofies?
Hey betches, it’s your fave fat squirrel in DG. Since fuggin Twitter limits its betches to 140 characters, this blog will let me say the things that have really been on my freaking mind. Totes feel free to share this blog or my fuggin Twitter with your friends and stuff. Also tell me if there are subjects you’d like the squirrel to write about. Like how to make an adorbz toga. The best...